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What's the name of the birth defect you have, trampled by a horse during the 2nd trimester? I hope you have a miscarriage on a Walmart floor and have the baby's room already decorated.

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That looks like something out of the dumpster of planned parenthood. I don't wear rubbers cause you can't catch it twice. God, I hope he dies the night before one of his kids get married. For the record, I hate skiing No periods. If you sneeze, the carpet's ruined. I couldn't get laid with a sitcom and a rifle. What a coincidence, they both go to College and I'm a rapist!