Like this comedian? Log-In or Register to mark it! See all tour dates for Mitch Fatel. More Mitch Fatel Video. Is that a sparkle in his eye or is he just confused? With his innocence and friendly demeanor Mitch quickly engages the audience and then catches them off guard with his mixture of mischievous dialog and off color comments. While laughing at observations only Mitch can get away with we are left wondering if he truly understands what he just said.
Upon further listening, Fatel begins to sound like a confessional sex offender moonlighting as an amateur comedian. Although repeat listeners may experience unquestionably diminishing returns, the first-timer will likely be brought to tears—provided he is of an appropriate age and sensibility.
Of course, it may not be worth paying full price for a CD that will afford only one worthwhile listening experience. Total bore. Other things make me happy. Like Egg drop soup. Fuck that soup is incredible. I really have to give it to my chinese brothers on the fly egg drop soup.
Egg Drop Soup I had it the other day and no matter what you think about Asians, you have to give it to them on the food. Especially the Chinese, you guys may unfairly imprison your people, have a horrible history of human rights abuses and lie about your gymnasts ages but you keep making soup like that and I'll look the other way.
You would think having one amazing soup would be enough but just when I thought egg drop is the best soup in the world, I try, "Hot and Sour" soup and now I wanna put my head through the wall because I don't know what soup is better?
You Fucking Chinese and your soups! God love ya. Good soup Chinese, seriously. The only other thing I want to talk about is the election, everyone keeps asking me who I'm voting for and I'm keeping it private. No one has to know that I'm voting for Jesse Jackson again! I just wasn't popular. I think I was invited to two parties my entire childhood. Just to be fair, I wasn't not invited because the kids were mean, I wasn't invited because honestly I couldn't behave myself in other peoples houses.
I was fine straight I just never really caught on how to act high or drunk. Some people just knew how to handle it but no matter how hard I tried I was the guy at every party who eventually started going crazy and tipping over the refrigerator and wiping my ass with the curtains. Soon one of the tough kids would have to be like "Dude, relax! It's really best that way. Now that I'm super famous whenever I go to shows people invite me to come drinking with them and when I say no they think I'm being snotty but I don't think they realize they wouldn't really like me drunk plus they would have to get new curtains the next day.
My life is so straight it's scary. The only thing I really like to do is write my jokes, perform stand up and have sex with girls who look like they could be underage.
I'm actually glad I can't handle drugs because chances are I would be a big time addict because everything else I like I do way to much. I've had so much sex in my life it's a wonder I don't have any diseases.
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